Friendship Court — Superior Court of Petty MattersFICTIONAL JUSTICE, SWIFTLY SERVED

YOU’VE BEEN SUMMONED · JUST FOR FUNFC-26-0241

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FRIENDSHIP
COURTPETTY MATTERS DIVISION
OFFICIAL CASE FILEMODERN COURT

FICTIONAL PARODY · NO LEGAL AUTHORITY · NOT LEGAL ADVICE

FRIENDSHIP COURT · PETTY MATTERS DIVISIONDOCKET FC-26-0241
FRIENDSHIP COURTSUPERIOR COURT OF PETTY MATTERS
Docket no.
FC-26-0241
Filed
July 3, 2026
Petitioner
A concerned friend
Defendant
Alex M. (Partner)

IN THE MATTER OF

THE PEOPLE vs.
ALEX M.

A
DEFENDANT PROFILEAlex M.Partner · Allegedly
§ 1 · COUNTS BEFORE THE COURT
  1. COUNT I

    UNLAWFUL FRY APPROPRIATION

    Seven fries crossed plate boundaries after an explicit declaration of non-interest.

§ 2 · EXHIBITS
  1. EXHIBIT ATestimony of the filer
“Alex said they did not want fries, then ate seven fries from my plate before the food had cooled down.”
§ 3 · STATEMENT FOR THE PROSECUTION

The defendant cannot disclaim all interest in fries and then execute a seven-count acquisition. The law recognizes sharing. This was annexation.

§ 4 · THE COURT FINDS THE DEFENDANTGUILTY

Sentence: The defendant must order the large fries next time and surrender first-dip privileges.

SO ORDEREDHon. Crispin TaterPresiding Judge, Friendship Court (fictional)
§ 5 · RIGHT OF APPEAL

The defendant may file one written defense using the case link. The Court will respond with all the seriousness this matter does not deserve.

FICTIONAL PARODY · NO LEGAL AUTHORITY · NOT LEGAL ADVICE
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