FRIENDSHIP COURT · PETTY MATTERS DIVISIONDOCKET FC-26-0308
- Docket no.
- FC-26-0308
- Filed
- August 19, 2026
- Petitioner
- A concerned friend
- Defendant
- Morgan K. (Roommate)
IN THE MATTER OF
THE PEOPLE vs.
MORGAN K.
M
DEFENDANT PROFILEMorgan K.Roommate · Allegedly
- COUNT I
SELECTIVE DIGITAL DISAPPEARANCE
The defendant remained available for memes while becoming unreachable for bin-related correspondence.
- EXHIBIT ATestimony of the filer
“Morgan read the group chat question about taking the bins out and responded two days later with a reaction to an unrelated meme.”
The record shows not an absence from the internet, but a highly targeted absence from responsibility. The meme reaction establishes digital capacity beyond reasonable doubt.
Sentence: The defendant must take the bins out twice and acknowledge one practical message with actual words.
The defendant may file one written defense using the case link. The Court will respond with all the seriousness this matter does not deserve.
FICTIONAL PARODY · NO LEGAL AUTHORITY · NOT LEGAL ADVICE
Friendship Court is a joke. Nothing here is a real filing or legally binding.